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A Parallel Universe

My initial impression of Vancouver is that it’s a little like being in a parallel universe, or in one of those dreams where you’re in a place but not really. That is to say that being here is so incredibly like Portland, and yet so incredibly different that trying to wrap your head around it leaves you a little bit in a daze.

Essentially, I’m staying at a house that is located, as far as I can tell, around 39th and Hawthorne–except actually in a foreign country. The houses in this neighbourhood (har har!) have extremely small or non-existent yards, the city has many parks sprinkled throughout, I’ve seen many bikes along all the bikeways in the city, and Commercial Drive teems with home-grown eateries a mere half-block away. There’s Ethiopian. Indian. A place called Me and Julio. A burrito place run by a Chinese-looking woman, which blows my mind until I remember that oh yeah, there probably aren’t a lot of Mexicans in Canada. Then there’s this place, very Portlandy, where I got a pineapple tofu veggie burger for dinner. Yum yum.

Commercial Drive itself has way more people than Hawthorne, though. In fact, there was so much foot traffic that I had to be very mindful and “pull off to the side” if I wanted to stop and look at a store. And those other pedestrians walk fast and with determination, like New York City. There’s an elevated rail station about five blocks away, lending a flavor of the outer boroughs.

Despite all these pedestrians though, drivers are drivers. Not an hour after venturing from the house I’m staying at, I almost got run over by a lady not looking for pedestrians as she exited the parking lot of the nearby Safeway.

In Canada, products are labeled in two languages. “Of course!” you think. But, although you may have seen a multi-lingual product package before, have you gone into Safeway and seen every single product on the shelf labeled in English and French, the same weight given to each? Or in that very store, have you looked at the peanut butter shelf and found the major US brands almost forgotten at the bottom, with Adams inexplicably becoming hugely prominent?

Reinforcing the Portland theme, I also saw a woman with a spiky purple mowhawk fly down Commercial Drive on a longboard, and then on my walk home from Safeway, saw that same woman using a Starbucks cup tied to the end of a makeshift fishing pole to beg for change. Interesting.

One particularly cool moment during my walk was when the streets opened, presenting a peek at the downtown area of Vancouver and that thing from the world’s fair of 1986. You know…that thing?

That Thing
That Thing

What’s on the docket today? Just learned how to flush the toilet (no, I’m not kidding) with the help of the internet. Need to find a money exchange and touristy gift shop. I’m hoping to get on my bike today and start exploring the city’s bikeways, heading over to the UBC museum.

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Negative Space

Negative Space
What’s Not Here?

Sometimes it’s what you don’t do that makes a statement.

Like negative space.

At least that’s what I try to tell myself.

So when I’m in the middle of a big loud group, tired, cranky, and getting overstimulated, and withdraw a bit to get my bearings again, I think that people should be able to read my mind and know that I’m cranky and that they’re annoying me. In my mind, they would automatically know something was up, be very concerned for my well-being, ask me “what’s wrong, Heather?” and then shut their yap a little. But they don’t.

Instead, if I am unconsciously crinkling my face, people think I’m angry. Guess it’s a more extreme social cue, except I tend to wrinkle up my face a lot when I’m concentrating particularly hard, meaning that’s exactly the time I don’t want people asking “what’s wrong, Heather?”

Regardless, hardly anybody ever asks about the old well being. Meaning that apparently, if I want people to know something’s up…I need to tell them.

Whatever!

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My Little Sweetpea

Sweetpea Agate
Sweetpea Agate (NOT MINE!)

After many months of salivating and fantasizing, last May I decided to get on the waiting list for a Sweetpea Bicycle, lovingly handmade here in Portland by Natalie Ramsland. Natalie is one of only a few women framebuilders in the US, and one of only two that only make bikes specifically for women. Besides my desire to support a local woman builder, I had also agreed to be the guinea pig for my credit union’s bike loan program. In the end, both Sweetpea and Unitus got some good press out of the deal, and I didn’t do too poorly either.

As for my bike, as soon as I got on the list Natalie asked me to tell her about my hopes and dreams, and we continue to develop the vision every time I bump into her around town. Right now I’m hoping the bike will end up looking a little like an old school Raleigh cruiser, with upright bars and a luxurious Brooks saddle*. I’m hoping it will be dark purple, either sparkly or with a green candy coat, providing a little drama on sunny days. It will be outfitted for my serious commute, sturdy but swift, with racks. As for accessories, I see it with one of the beautiful brass bells from my collection, sweet hammered aluminum fenders, and capable of holding an on-bike sound system so I can listen to James Brown during my hour-long commute each way. Chris King components in a complementary color, of course, possibly green. 

A little something like Elly’s “Farmers Market,” and yet nothing like it at all.

At last estimate, it looks like I won’t be getting my bike until around August. Probably later. This is why they ask you to start practicing your zen calm as soon as possible.

I will keep you posted as things develop, but in the meantime you can check out some of the other bikes Natalie has made here.

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Who Are Those Four Horsemen?

After months of meditation on the subject, I’m finally taking the plunge and starting a real blog. This all began in October 2007, when I opened a MySpace page in order to experiment with blogging. A year and a half on this gateway drug and I’m ready to upgrade. What’s the point of living without new time sucks in your life?

Regarding the four horsemen of the subject line: that was an obvious reference to the apocalypse, but it turns out I recently saw a brigade of six horses ride past my office in downtown Portland. They were police horses, usually seen in groups of two, but this group was in a two-across formation, and even stopped and started upon vocal command at a stoplight. 

Moving along, here’s what you need to know about me:
I’m Heather, but I also answer to HA. Most of my existence has been spent in the utopia of Portland, Oregon, with some short- and long-term traveling around the globe.  In my relatively young life, I have been a classical musician, an actor, a non-profit administrator, a dog owner, a bicyclist, and a Monkees fan, among many other things. Unless told to do otherwise, I mostly keep to myself.

Who are you? Do I know you? One of the things I love most is to see who cares enough to read these things, or which random person has been Googling me, or what spambots are lurking, so please post a comment and say hey.

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